Time for some cookies I did once

Oh boy!
Let’s see:

Zebra Cookie

Zebra Cookie was the first one I did, because zebras. Orteil would later put his own Zebra cookie in, even though mine looks better [citation needed].

Dick Cookie

As a response to me making a cookie, Anonymous sarcastically scribbled a crude dick in a crude circle. I took that image and made it into a cookie.

It looks like shit.

Portal Cookie

Then I made a cookie using colours from the portal upgrade icon. It looks like a lava cookie, but there’s no such thing as a lava cookie you blithering moron. What is wrong with you?

Spaceship Cookie

Then I made a cookie using colours from the spaceship upgrade icon. It looks like a metal lava cookie or some shit. Pretty terrible, Milhouse.

Grandma’s Hairy Cookie

It’s a plain cookie with grey hairs on it. You could accuse me of making this cookie purely for the name and any double entendres it might be responsible for. You could accuse me of a lot of things, actually.

Sprinkle Cookie

It’s a motherfucking cookie with motherfucking sprinkles. If you hate a sprinkle cookie, you’re dead inside and there’s no hope for you. It looks like shit.

4chan Cookie

Some chump in the thread thought a 4chan logo on a cookie would be a nice idea. Rest assured, it’s a terrible idea. What next, a reddit logo? Oh no, I’m vomiting profusely, what have I done. But I did it anyway because you gotta please the people. Even if it’s one person, and he’s wrong.

Some Cookie

This cookie is based on a cookie with a hole in it. Why would a cookie have a hole in it? Cookies aren’t donuts. You’re wasting my time here. I’m not paying good dollars for a hole. These better be cheaper than the regular cookies, or at the very least incredibly delicious. It looks okay.

Strangely Alluring Cookie

I dunno, there’s something about the shape of that cookie’s pattern that is strangely alluring. What’s up with that?
Oh right, zebra penis. Haha, good one.


Now, if anything like these show up in the game, you saw them here first. Even though Orteil wasn’t in the thread at the time, so it’s all a coincidence. Except for the zebra cookie. I’ll have to ask about that.

Cookie Clicker will never end. You want it to end, you want your life and your productivity back but nope.Never.

Cookie Clicker will never end. You want it to end, you want your life and your productivity back but nope.

Never.

orteil42:

YES MORE DUNGEONSYES
(I’m starting to like the diversity even without the graphics) (rooms that are “deeper into the dungeon” are darker, which will help place the tougher mobs and better loot) (oh also each map takes half a sec to generate now)

Oh boy I can’t wait to get balls deep in secret zebra dungeons
(I still have no idea how these dungeons are supposed to work, but it certainly sounds like a step up from waiting for gold cookies to spawn)

orteil42:

YES
MORE DUNGEONS
YES

(I’m starting to like the diversity even without the graphics)
(rooms that are “deeper into the dungeon” are darker, which will help place the tougher mobs and better loot)
(oh also each map takes half a sec to generate now)

Oh boy I can’t wait to get balls deep in secret zebra dungeons

(I still have no idea how these dungeons are supposed to work, but it certainly sounds like a step up from waiting for gold cookies to spawn)

Anonymous asked
Lol, it's strange to give achievment for cheating. There may be some peples who want achievments without cheating. I think there must be reverse achievment, maybe even with some benefits.

orteil42:

I keep getting that. How exactly would you suggest I detect people “not cheating” ? What’s the trigger for the achievement ?

If you really wanted to go down that road, couldn’t you make an achievement that disappears upon cheating?

Also, who cares? Cheaters gonna cheat, it only affects their experience.

see if you’re following me I have to assume you like either cookie clicker or zebra dicks or both

Wow, look at all those uneducated people. Horse penis?” Please. It’s like they ain’t ever seen a zebra penis before.

Read More